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Especially if you see me first!
Why did it take me 15 minutes to find a cup of vanilla?
Why did it take me 15 minutes to find a cup of vanilla?
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Because the giraffe hid it in places nobody should ever go.
What would it take for you to share these french fries with me?SC: "Are you new or something?"
Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."
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*BELCH!* WHAT french fries?Quoth ShadowTiger View Post
When's gonna be my time, Lord? WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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On the next Dr. Who (see what I did there? Yea I'm good)
Why is the elephant hiding?I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.Comment
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Because he lost his trunk
WHERE ARE YOU RUMMY?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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I'm on deserted island with Matthew Gray Gubler, Shemar Moore, David Caruso, and Keanu Reeves catering to my every need and whim.
Where did my right stuff go to?Comment
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Keanu took it
why is all the rum gone?I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.Comment
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I filled Rummy with it so I could steal MGG from her. MY DOCTOR REID!!!
I can haz a Spencer Reid?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Nononono! We have to save him ... for ... Ummm .. posterity!
Why can't I have Dr. Spencer Reid?Comment
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Because he's a fictional character.
Is it a happy day for mothers?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nope, it's a mother's day for harpies ... I mean ... happies!
Why can't fictional characters be real?Comment
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Because then they wouldn't be fictional anymore.
Why did the milk shake have to spill over the chair?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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It was a poorly planned escape.
Why must I go into the cold?I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.Comment
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Because it'll toughen you up enough to be the really cool, cranky old lady in your neighborhood.
Are you an elf?Comment
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