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that's fine, but don't combine with a green one
not me! then who?
not me! then who?
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If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Child Rum!
How do you know it's a boy duck?Comment
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because boy ducks are called Mallards ^^
Where did you find the apple?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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you really don't want to know
*shudder*
is it going to rain tonight?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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iT's already raining.
Where are you snorf?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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Snorf is not here right now, but if you'd leave a message at the beep, he/she/it may or may not get back to depending on where Venus is in the universe and whether or not Pluto is going to be an actual planet again.
Where will if find my gold if not on a silver platter?Comment
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IN your tooth!
Where is my puppy?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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He's in the window, waiting to be sold.
What is a ferocious beast?Comment
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TRIBLE!
how much is your soul?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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US$50 million, Salma Hayek's home phone number, and free airfare. Not a single penny less.
Why didn't I think of that? I could be rich by now!My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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Because your brain only thinks of things on every second tuesday of the month.
Can you wait?Comment
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NO NEVER!
Want this duck?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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GOOSE!
kWhat is black and white and red all over?Comment
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Book as a blunt instrument.
Why am I bookin' it?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Because it's always a good idea to reserve in advance.
Where in NYC was I last night, anyway?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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