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  • Queens.

    Where are my keys?
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • Hiding in your spice cabinet, starting a revolution!

      Long live who?

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      • Gilbert Gottfried

        Do you realize you hurt me when you hit me with that shovel?
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to.

          Do things really work out in the end?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • only if they started well

            should they add "hoola hooping" to the olympics?
            If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

            i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
            ^_^

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            • They're going to. It'll be between hacky-sack and simulated Pamplona bull runs.

              Anyone got a laser I can borrow?
              My other car is a Mackinaw.

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              • Sure! I always have one in my back pocket for "emergencies".

                Why have you gone without me?

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                • because you killed the thread

                  is it really dead?
                  If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                  i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                  ^_^

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                  • Nope, it's actually a zombie.

                    Brains?

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                    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Brains?
                      Sorry, there is a shortage of those...

                      What will I get done today?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        What will I get done today?
                        Nothing.

                        Who will I anger today?

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                        • Quoth NateTheChops View Post
                          Who will I anger today?
                          ME!!!

                          What should I order for dinner?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Pie, wine, and goat



                            where are my shoes?
                            I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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                            • On top of your head.

                              Why must it be so humid?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • because pie tastes better when humid

                                why don't i have a job yet?
                                If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                                i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                                ^_^

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