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Furry moobs!
Question: What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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An african or European swallow? and are the aerodynamics of a coconut gripped by the husk or by a piece of string being brought into question here?Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
Q: With my Freeze ray I can what?I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.Comment
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If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the songComment
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fried chicken with honey
why are two of my allergy pills missing?Comment
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I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.Comment
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You aren't, they are your amnesia tablets and you took them already, don't you remember?Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
Q: What is the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits a windshield?I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.Comment
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They're not. It's a great conspiracy of all the elderly to just ignore you.Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
Oh! What a beautiful morning!Quoth RayvenQ
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Why is my husband such a PITA?Comment
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Cuz there are too many Gyros!
Why can't I sleep?Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.Comment
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It's this goddamn war, and that lying sonofabitch Johnson.
What should I do with my hair?"I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
"Free at last from my vegetable prison!"
X-Strike Studios: Video game movies done RIGHT!Comment
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Cut it off, braid it together and escape!
Why wont my hiccups go away?Things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do. I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew,that someday it would bring me back to you.Comment
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You're getting taller!
Why is my daughter, who is exhausted, refusing to lie down for a nap?Comment
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Because it's opposite day!
Why do I have a headache?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because the pixies in your head are having a metal concert
Why am I the only one awake???Comment
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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Because I went to work this morning.
what should I be when I grow up?Comment
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