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Where do ice headaches come from?
Where do ice headaches come from?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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Uranus or Pluto.
Do I really want to go to bed just yet?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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No you want to watch Hoarders with me so you can have nightmares of cockroaches and possums in your house.
Will the doctor say my eyes are fine on Friday?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Only if you take them out and keep then in saran wrap.
Will I survive the first day of school?Comment
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Actually, the question should be: will the first day of school survive YOU.
Answer on that is: it depends on which way the wind blows.
Is anyone here interested in cooking dinner at my house tonight?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I just had cheese and crackers, so uh, no.
What else should I have?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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What goes perfectly with cheese and crackers of course:
plenty of Whine . . . .
Why is Rover sleeping under my chair?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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because he likes the way your butt smells
should i start the smoking jacket i promised my friend 2 years ago?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Yes, just keep the fire extinguisher handy.Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
Should I watch a movie tonight?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sure . . . but beware . . . the movie may be watching YOU.
Which way is up?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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ORANGE!!
what's that weird noise coming from downstairs?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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That was the neighbor losing the battle with that new Mexican restaurant he tried out. . .not the kind of symphony one wants to hear.
Does everybody fart, including fictional characters?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Yes, that's where the "old book smell" comes from!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostThat was the neighbor losing the battle with that new Mexican restaurant he tried out. . .not the kind of symphony one wants to hear.
Does everybody fart, including fictional characters?
What the hell am I supposed to do now?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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I don't know what you should do,. But whatever you do, don't look behind you.
Should I become a woman?CS evolution: Not all the apes evolved, some just learned how to shave.Comment
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do you feel like a woman?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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