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Because someone set its night on fire and now it's HOT, HOT, HOT.
Am I seeing lightning flashes off in the distance?
Am I seeing lightning flashes off in the distance?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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If you're looking towards New Jersey you are!
Will the chair blow off my balcony?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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No but the wind will suck it until it comes off.
Should I test whether or not my laptop is waterproof?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Sure go for it.
What's the worst that could happen?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
What will happen half an hour from now?Comment
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There will be brownies.
What should I have for dinner?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Cottage cheese, grapes and beets!
Why does my tailbone hurt?Comment
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Because your hip bone yelled at it and hurt its feelings . . .
When will the weather here start to feel more like fall instead of mid summer?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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When it's mid-summer 2013.
What do you think about that?Comment
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"That".Hmm. It's not a word I think about a lot.
Why aren't I selling stuff for loads of moneyon ebay?Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"Comment
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Because eBay is secretly plotting against you and keeping all the good buyers away.
Why was Susie selling seashells by the seashore?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because Peter Piper picked her pepper.
Do you want to play with me too?Comment
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It would be more fun than playing with myself.
Why does my head hurt every time rain comes in?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because 'rain' in solid form is called 'hail' and is supposed to hurt. Incidentally, you should hire a roofer ASAP.
Did I ever mention the time I gave a starving puppy the rest of my burger?My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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And he sued you because wanted a 12 course Thanksgiving meal instead.
What can I find to make music?Comment
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