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I can only please one person a day, today isn't your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
When someone asks you a stupid question, give them a stupid answer. -
Because it's undercover.
Why am I hanging out here when I could be working on a story?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because the story keeps putting you to sleep.
Where are we going that will be an awesome adventure?Comment
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Anywhere but here . . . jut let your imagination soar.
Why am I chilly and the heat is on in the house?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because you and I are in the same house and Jack Frost is our newest housemate.
Why did Olivia make my daughter cry?Comment
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Dude, watching Disney movies made me cry at that age. Three Looney Tunes DVDs and she should be right as rain.
...man, why do I have this stuck in my head now?!My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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I have no clue, but I think it's really catchy and has a great dancing beat!
Why am I in such a fowl mood today?Comment
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Because you had chicken for dinner.
*ducks and hides under the bed covers*
Did my Mom start a chain reaction last week when we had the run-in with the deer?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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It wasn't a deer, it was a crazy guy dressed up as one thinking it was Christmas already.
Hey, everybody, where did Mary go? Where did Mary go? And where's my only cigarette? (Cookies for the reference...)My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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Mary and the cigarette have been deployed to the land of Far, Far Away to smoke out the new Prince Charming of the Land.
Why didn't I get Zed's reference comment?Comment
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Because it's always rude.Why is the sky blue?
Why is the 25th letter of the alphabet.Last edited by Dave1982; 12-14-2010, 03:53 PM.Comment
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Because otherwise the end of the alphabet's ex-zee.Quoth nonyafukkinbizniz View Post
Ho-ho-ho, who wouldn't go?Don't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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Tiny Tim to the Dance-Off at Al's Soda Fountain.
Did we have a great day?Comment
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we were a brat all day, so not so much
why were the pillow pets invented? WHHHYYYYY!!??!?!If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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So everyone could have them in their houses to love and hold and cuddle and name George!
What is wrong with my husband?Comment
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