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    Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Quoth DesignFox View Post
      What the hell does anyone need a partridge in a pear tree for?
      Fertilizer and then dinner.

      What can you do with cat/dog hair?

      B
      "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
      I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
        No, but if you hum a few bars, they'll fake it.
        Quoth Bandit View Post
        What can you do with cat/dog hair?
        Make a very strange coat.

        What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?
        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
        My LiveJournal
        A page we can all agree with!

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        • Yeah, but I want to beat the loo que for intermission.

          Granny does your dog bite?
          Meeeeoooow.....
          Still missing you, Plaid

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          • No but my Granny does.


            What did you do to your hair?!
            Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 12-17-2008, 02:49 AM.
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • Attack Kitteh


              Who was That Man?
              Attached Files
              Meeeeoooow.....
              Still missing you, Plaid

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              • Quoth ParkingWitch View Post
                Attack Kitteh


                Who was That Man?
                I'm not sure it was a man at all....

                How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                  I'm not sure it was a man at all....

                  How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
                  Men don't screw lightbulbs! Did you fail sex ed or something?

                  When can we send messages to other planets?

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                  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    When can we send messages to other planets?
                    What? You mean you can't? I've been doing it for years!

                    So, if the men don't screw in the lightbulbs, who does?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                      So, if the men don't screw in the lightbulbs, who does?
                      Whatever's small enough to fit inside the lightbulb.

                      Who's to say where the wind will take you?
                      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                      My LiveJournal
                      A page we can all agree with!

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                      • Quoth XCashier View Post
                        Whatever's small enough to fit inside the lightbulb.

                        Who's to say where the wind will take you?
                        Hopefully to my next semster of classes...



                        What can I eat today that wont aggravate me or piss me off?

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                        • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                          Hopefully to my next semster of classes...



                          What can I eat today that wont aggravate me or piss me off?
                          Wasabi mustard!

                          Hey Joe, what do you know?

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                          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Wasabi mustard!

                            Hey Joe, what do you know?
                            Its not what you know, its who you do!!!!!!!!!


                            why is there a gingerbread man at the top of my xmas tree??

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                            • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                              why is there a gingerbread man at the top of my xmas tree??
                              Cause it was the angel's day off.

                              Why me?
                              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                              • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                                Cause it was the angel's day off.

                                Why me?
                                Because the other person retired.

                                Why are school buses yellow?

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