Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Crazeyal]

Why can't I get wound down enough to go to sleep?

Quit downloading pron and your FBI nanites will stop transmitting evidence.





How long am I gonna hold this grudge??? My arms are getting tired!

[CaroPhoenix]

How long am I gonna hold this grudge??? My arms are getting tired!

Until the end of time.

Why can't my daughter behave?

[Crazeyal]

Why can't my daughter behave?

She's her father's child and your husband's burden.



*THUMP*

Could .. I get a rare steak for my eye??

[XCashier]

I wouldn't steak my life on it...

Hey, hey what can I do?

[SengaKitty]

Anything you want to :X

Why is my SO not home from work yet???

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Cause he's been stuck in the lift for the last 11 hours.

What's santa going to bring me this year?

[SengaKitty]

Coal....

Will I be able to sell one of my handmade toys soon?

[Crazeyal]

Will I be able to sell one of my handmade toys soon?

Yes. All of them. The person that buys them will become obsessed and trap you into being his basement dwelling, elf eared toy maker. Oh.. and Elves are skyclad.. didn't you know??





Father Christmas, give us some money?

[SengaKitty]

Father Christmas has no money, only skyclad elves and toys

What is the secret to life?

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' Roll

My god what did you just eat!

[SengaKitty]

Chicken with artichoke hearts, mushrooms and purple onions on a bed of wild rice, and a cup of coffee

Are you working today?

[Crazeyal]

Are you working today?

Why yes I am.. I am being paid to sit on my glutious maximus and type this. Then I get to go on vacation towmorrow.







Anyone know if I'll get that Superman Signal watch I've been asking for since I wass EIGHT?!?!?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, but you'll finally get that Magical 8 Ball which will then be able to tell you when you'll get that watch.

Where are we going & are we there yet?

[Amina516]

Nope, but you'll finally get that Magical 8 Ball which will then be able to tell you when you'll get that watch.

Where are we going & are we there yet?

Yes. No. To get to the other side.



Coffee, tea or Me?

[Crazeyal]

Coffee, tea or Me?

All three.

Bend over.
Bite this.
Thank me later.






*THWAP*


Okay .. BOTH eyes are swollen shut... Anyone got a seeing eye poodle??