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  • #691
    No. You're ugly and Jesus don't love you.

    Where can I get a decent beer?!
    "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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    • #692
      Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
      No. You're ugly and Jesus don't love you.

      Where can I get a decent beer?!
      With Toby Keith's horses.

      Why am I getting socks for Christmas?

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      • #693
        Quoth idrinkarum View Post

        Why am I getting socks for Christmas?
        As a hint...

        WASH
        YOUR
        FEET!!!






        Why is it, everytime I have a radio that's broken, the only things that come in clear are Country & Western or the Spanish channel??

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        • #694
          Quoth Crazeyal View Post
          As a hint...

          WASH
          YOUR
          FEET!!!






          Why is it, everytime I have a radio that's broken, the only things that come in clear are Country & Western or the Spanish channel??

          Because that's all I allow.

          What will you buy me for Christmas...?
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #695
            Quoth crazylegs View Post

            What will you buy me for Christmas...?

            A B-B gun and an EYPATCH!!!





            Would anyone like some Eggnog?

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            • #696
              Quoth Crazeyal View Post
              A B-B gun and an EYPATCH!!!





              Would anyone like some Eggnog?
              Only if it's loaded.

              Will you go outside and see how long you can hold your tongue to the flagpole?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #697
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                Only if it's loaded.

                Will you go outside and see how long you can hold your tongue to the flagpole?
                Sure, it's quite mild here.

                who's with me?
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #698
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  Sure, it's quite mild here.

                  who's with me?
                  Captain Jack Sparrow but only if you have rum

                  Why go crazy?

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                  • #699
                    Some people never go insane. What truly horrible lives they must lead - said by a better man than I.

                    Who took the last 3 hours away?
                    "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                    • #700
                      Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                      Some people never go insane. What truly horrible lives they must lead - said by a better man than I.

                      Who took the last 3 hours away?
                      Father Time 'cause you were a bad little boy . . .

                      Why am I so stiff I'm having trouble getting out of this chair?
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #701
                        Too much starch.

                        Who rang that bell?!
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #702
                          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          Too much starch.

                          Who rang that bell?!
                          Captain Scarlett.

                          Was he indestructible?
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #703
                            Sure why not?

                            why is it so flipping cold??????

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                            • #704
                              Quoth RedHeadPhoneGirl View Post
                              Sure why not?

                              why is it so flipping cold??????
                              The heat was shut off due to nonpayment

                              Who was the Phantom of the Opera?
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • #705
                                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                                The heat was shut off due to nonpayment

                                Who was the Phantom of the Opera?
                                Some frat boys pulling a prank on the stuffy rich folk.

                                Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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