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  • #721
    Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
    A Mobius strip.

    Eggnog contains eggs and nog. What is this mysterious "nog"?

    nog:
    1. any beverage made with beaten eggs, usually with alcoholic liquor; eggnog.
    2. a block of wood, as one inserted into brickwork to provide a hold for nails.
    3. any wooden peg, pin, or block.
    So, you drink the first one, and then you wake up the next morning feeling like the second/third.

    Why would anyone want to drink that...
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #722
      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      nog:
      1. any beverage made with beaten eggs, usually with alcoholic liquor; eggnog.
      2. a block of wood, as one inserted into brickwork to provide a hold for nails.
      3. any wooden peg, pin, or block.
      So, you drink the first one, and then you wake up the next morning feeling like the second/third.

      Why would anyone want to drink that...
      Because they just want to forget how much their life sucks, maybe?

      What do I have to do to get women to stop treating me like I'm the Invisible Man?
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • #723
        Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
        Because they just want to forget how much their life sucks, maybe?

        What do I have to do to get women to stop treating me like I'm the Invisible Man?
        Untie the bandages from around your face and stop wearing the trenchcoat.

        What time is it at the south pole?
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #724
          Coffee o'clock.

          Is it snowing AGAIN?
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #725
            Quoth Becks View Post
            Coffee o'clock.

            Is it snowing AGAIN?
            Nah, it's just dandruff.

            Mince Pie?
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #726
              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              Nah, it's just dandruff.

              Mince Pie?
              No, it's egg custard.

              What do the reindeer do after Santa makes his Christmas run?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #727
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                No, it's egg custard.

                What do the reindeer do after Santa makes his Christmas run?
                They do it like they do on the Discovery Chanel!

                How long until Christmas this year...?
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #728
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  They do it like they do on the Discovery Chanel!

                  How long until Christmas this year...?
                  Too late . . . Santa's on his way, so get in bed soon or he won't come by. Flip side is you've got another 364 days to wait until next Christmas.

                  Do I want blush wine or a Canadian pepsi tomorrow with dinner?
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • #729
                    You want RUM!

                    WTF?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • #730
                      Quoth DesignFox View Post

                      WTF?
                      Inserting any object into any oriface is legally considered sex. My fingers typed this, and are now in your eyes.

                      Technically we've hd sex.


                      Name it after my uncle "Al"ouicious...








                      Does.. anyone have a napkin?

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                      • #731
                        Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                        Does.. anyone have a napkin?
                        Yes, many and multicoloured, but you don't want to know where they've been! google NSFW sticky vicky!

                        When will the world end?
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #732
                          Quoth crazylegs View Post

                          When will the world end?
                          Right after you've opened a specific present. I have the description of which one it is... But I think I'll give it to you AFTER I see what I got for the Holiday... You don't mind waiting.. do you??


                          Ground control to Major Tom, can you hear me??

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                          • #733
                            No, but I can certainly see you. Perhaps you've mixed up the webcam and microphone again?

                            Somebody remind me again how breathing works?
                            "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                            • #734
                              I don't know, but I can tell you this: as I found out this morning, you can't breathe hot chocolate.

                              Can you hear me now?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • #735
                                [QUOTE=BookstoreEscapee;472122

                                Can you hear me now?[/QUOTE]
                                No..

                                Move three steps to the right.. nope.. A little to the left.. SPLOOSH I can hear your gurgles juuuuuuust fine now!!!










                                Anyone know what happened to that "DUDE!! Yer gettin a DELL!!" moron??

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