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  • #736
    He's hiding in the fortress of Death on Neptune. His Dell blew up.


    ZOMG! Is that Blood?!
    Last edited by Evil Queen; 12-25-2008, 02:08 AM. Reason: Forgot my question. *whistles*
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

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    • #737
      The invisible question??


      I'm ready!!!

      6 and 1/2 inches long and OH MY GOD inches wide...






      Do ya do ya do ya Do Ya wanna dance?

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      • #738
        Quoth Crazeyal View Post

        Do ya do ya do ya Do Ya wanna dance?
        Dance with the Devil on a cold moon night.

        Is the bathroom on the right?

        B
        "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
        I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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        • #739
          Quoth Evil Queen View Post

          ZOMG! Is that Blood?!
          No, it's marinara sauce..

          The red stuff on the dead Mafioso.. THAT'S blood...

          Quoth Bandit View Post

          Is the bathroom on the right?

          B
          No.. It's left... and could you ask that BEFORE you expell instead of DURING??!!





          What would the spawn of Rudoph and Frosty look like?

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          • #740
            Quoth Crazeyal View Post
            No, it's marinara sauce..

            The red stuff on the dead Mafioso.. THAT'S blood...


            No.. It's left... and could you ask that BEFORE you expell instead of DURING??!!





            What would the spawn of Rudoph and Frosty look like?
            Snowballs w/antlers and will probably melt at the first sign of a heated debate

            Why do all the tv channels suck on Christmas Day?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #741
              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
              Snowballs w/antlers and will probably melt at the first sign of a heated debate

              Why do all the tv channels suck on Christmas Day?
              If they blew all the candles would go out.

              When will my sister get here?
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #742
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                If they blew all the candles would go out.

                When will my sister get here?
                About an hour after you report her missing. We females are strange that way.

                Why can't I have a white Christmas?
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #743
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  About an hour after you report her missing. We females are strange that way.

                  Why can't I have a white Christmas?
                  You can but youd have to find quite a few willing males to help you out.


                  What movie should I see tonite?

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                  • #744
                    Quoth Amina516 View Post
                    You can but youd have to find quite a few willing males to help you out.


                    What movie should I see tonite?
                    Anything that does not have Brad Pitt in the starring role.

                    When should I start making my Christmas dinner?

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                    • #745
                      Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Anything that does not have Brad Pitt in the starring role.

                      When should I start making my Christmas dinner?
                      Too late, I've already eaten thanks all the same!

                      What camera bag should I buy next?
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #746
                        Quoth crazylegs View Post
                        Too late, I've already eaten thanks all the same!

                        What camera bag should I buy next?
                        Forget the camera bag. Go for the duffle . . . you can fit at least 8 heads in it.

                        Who's up for rocking around the Christmas tree?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #747
                          Sure, I'll take the horse, you can have the chair.

                          When should I stop drinking?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #748
                            10th of never.

                            When will I, will I be famous?
                            "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                            • #749
                              Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                              10th of never.

                              When will I, will I be famous?
                              The day before tomorrow at the hour after next.



                              Why is this Little Pony's name "Scootaloo"?

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                              • #750
                                Because he doesn't quite make it to the bathroom.

                                What is your name?
                                Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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