Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Jack T. Chance]

Sorry, no, the answer is "shallots"...

A night without starshine is darker than usual.

Can you guess who's coming to dinner?

Ummm...

Hmmm...

let's see here....

could it beeee.....

SATAN?!?





Here's a tough one...

when will this damn recession be over?!?

Probably not but then I'm not the cook

What does "I don't know" look like?

JINX!!!!

How dare you post while I was looking for the picture to insert into my post!

As for your question...

I think Ozzy Osbourne said it best...

"Don't ask me, I don't know!"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Ummm...

Hmmm...

let's see here....

could it beeee.....

SATAN?!?





Here's a tough one...

when will this damn recession be over?!?

Hopefully before I'm old enough for Social Security.

How far is the range on a cordless phone?

[Jack T. Chance]

Hopefully before I'm old enough for Social Security.

How far is the range on a cordless phone?

Never long enough for all the crazy stuff I have planned for misusing it!

When will people in the DC area finally just get over themselves?!?

[Severen13]

When will people in the DC area finally just get over themselves?!?

When they finally just get under themselves.

(I live in DC. I'm assuming that *cough* the above question doesn't apply to me)


Why do cats see in the dark?

[Jack T. Chance]

When they finally just get under themselves.

(I live in DC. I'm assuming that *cough* the above question doesn't apply to me)

You assume correctly... Even though, as a general rule, you should never assume.

I figured everyone here would just take it as read that by "people" I really meant "sucky customers". Looks like I should have been more specific.

Why do cats see in the dark?

2 words: Terminator Vision.

This weekend, the bargain-hunting zombies will be out in force! When they come for you, how will you survive?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Hit them with a Buy One Get One Free sign.

Who's the boss?

[Crazeyal]

Who's the boss?

It used to be Bruce Springsteen. He retired. It is now Gene Simmons.







Doya do ya doya do ya wanna dance?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sorry, my dance card is full.

Can a match box?

[Severen13]

Sorry, my dance card is full.

Can a match box?

No, but my lighter can waltz.


What would Scooby do?

[Crazeyal]

What would Scooby do?

Rhy RATE Rubby Roo. Rhene Realin Ruther RUCKER!!!











Can Rapscallion come out to play??

[DesignFox]

Can Rapscallion come out to play??

Nope. He's been very naughty this year, so I've confined him to his room.



Why don't we get drunk and screw?

[Jack T. Chance]

Nope. He's been very naughty this year, so I've confined him to his room.



Why don't we get drunk and screw?

'Cause I don't drink, partly because I find screwing more enjoyable when I can REMEMBER IT the next morning!

Hoof arted?

[CaroPhoenix]

'Cause I don't drink, partly because I find screwing more enjoyable when I can REMEMBER IT the next morning!

Hoof arted?

Rudolph!

Why am I here?

[Crazeyal]

Why am I here?

There is no spoon.






Blue pill or red pill?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Blue!!

Why is the room spinning?