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  • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    Blue!!

    Why is the room spinning?
    Because I converted it into a merry-go-round!

    Why do ALL the customers suck this weekend?
    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
    --StanFlouride

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    • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
      Because I converted it into a merry-go-round!

      Why do ALL the customers suck this weekend?
      Because they missed the short bus this weekend and have to stay in town.

      Eartha Kitt or Julie Newmar?

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      • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
        Because they missed the short bus this weekend and have to stay in town.

        Eartha Kitt or Julie Newmar?
        If I could time travel back to the swingin' '60s... BOTH!

        KITT (Knight Industries Two-Thousand) or new KITT (Knight Industries Three-Thousand)?
        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
        --StanFlouride

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        • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
          If I could time travel back to the swingin' '60s... BOTH!

          KITT (Knight Industries Two-Thousand) or new KITT (Knight Industries Three-Thousand)?
          Neither. You want the Bandit and the Snowman, especially if you're trying to outrun the smokies

          Why do I have 300 channels of crap on this satellite receiver?
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • Root beer.

            Why do I not like my job?
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • Quoth Becks View Post
              Root beer.

              Why do I not like my job?
              Not enough boobs

              Plain or penut M&M's?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • W&Ws

                What's the seventh letter of the alphabet?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  What's the seventh letter of the alphabet?
                  ж (you didn't specify which alphabet!)

                  What's your name, who's your daddy?
                  I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                  My LiveJournal
                  A page we can all agree with!

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                  • Quoth XCashier View Post
                    ж (you didn't specify which alphabet!)

                    What's your name, who's your daddy?
                    Harry. The milkman.

                    Who'll win the Gold Cup this year?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                      Harry. The milkman.

                      Who'll win the Gold Cup this year?
                      The San Francisco Treat!

                      *sings* Do you wanna...do you wanna make loooove to me???
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • Quoth crazylegs View Post

                        Who'll win the Gold Cup this year?
                        Elvis Presley and Jim Morrison.


                        Why is a Tim Horton's Double-Double like crack?

                        B
                        "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
                        I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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                        • Cuz Horton heard the Who.

                          Did you know that Vincent Donofrio plays Thor in Adventures in Babysitting?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            Cuz Horton heard the Who.

                            Did you know that Vincent Donofrio plays Thor in Adventures in Babysitting?
                            I don't know who that is. but I LOOOOVE that movie!

                            So. Since no one answered it, I'm gonna ask again...

                            *sing* do you wanna...do you wanna...do you wanna make looooove to me!?
                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                            • Uh, no, I don't swing that way, sorry...

                              Do ya think I'm sexy?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

                                Do ya think I'm sexy?
                                Not only are you not sexy, but the mere idea of you has driven species to EXTINCTION... So PLEASE pull up your pants...



                                Can I get a hug??

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