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Monkeys.
Why do headaches exist?
Why do headaches exist?
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1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Ruffles.
When?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Then.
What?Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Oranges.
How now brown cow?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Covered in Kerosene.
What kind of cheese is Mount Rushmore made of?Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.Comment
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The A-Team!
Do you want fries with that?Comment
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Only in the mating season.
When is the mating season?Comment
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Surprise... uhh... unwanted intercourse with a rectal orifice!
Don't you know about the bird?Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.Comment
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the monkeys told me to eat it!
whats 1+blue?It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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86.
How bout that weather?
[time out]
My parents actually have a clock in the bathtub. The battery's dead, though.Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
[time in]I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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It's in a bad mood.
Why do the voices only talk to me?Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!
If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix
Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.Comment
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Bananas.
Why is the cat crazy?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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It's that time of month.
Why is god dog spelled backwards?"Darling, you are a bitch. I'm joining the Navy." -Cinema Guy 4/30/2009Comment
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Because ice cream doesn't have any bones.
Why is it that time of the month, anyway?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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