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Chicken butt!
Snap snap, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Martini Shaken, not Stirred
When does the next train leave for antarctica?"Darling, you are a bitch. I'm joining the Navy." -Cinema Guy 4/30/2009Comment
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!
What time is it when an eighties icon stamps his feet yelling STOP!!??Comment
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Сега знаеш как се чувствам.
When did wild pooples roam the Earth?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Yesterday.
What 2+2 and how many times must I wax my car before it starts to send me radioactive pancakes?Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Karate Kid's Wax on/Wax off motif
Don't, don't you want me?Comment
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67 purple rhinoceros'.
When does 370 become 5?The High Priest is an Illusion!Comment
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Heh heh m heh heh, Becks said "pooples"
heh heh...poop
Why is the word "poop" so funny?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Abracadabra.
Does anybody really know what time it is?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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No, and I don't give a shit.
What is the meaning of life?The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.
Believe dat.Comment
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Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Grass was modeled after Cher, who was modeled after Da Vinci's "Last Supper," which was commissioned by KC and the Sunshine Gang, who played at God's bachelor party, who invented grass.
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 but buns come in packs of 8?The only thing great about working tech support is that it's not customer service.Comment
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