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  • #1081
    Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
    Everything that's on. Then turn on everything that's off.

    Would you like to swing on a star?
    I would, but I get carsick.

    What shines in the sky all day?

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    • #1082
      Quoth idrinkarum View Post
      I would, but I get carsick.

      What shines in the sky all day?
      That bloody faulty streetlamp outside my house.

      Why coffee?
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • #1083
        Cuz mud is too muddy.

        Who wants to happy dance with me now that Jack's back?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #1084
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Cuz mud is too muddy.

          Who wants to happy dance with me now that Jack's back?
          Who now?

          Why did I forget to record CSI?
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #1085
            Because you are a silly goose like that?

            Why did I have a weird dream about my Algebra teacher last night?
            (Basically, the dream was about him throwing a graduation party at his house for my class. I gave him a hug and said "Thanks for being such a wonderful teacher." And then he kissed me. Now, he's in his mid to late twenties, so he's not old. lol)
            "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

            I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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            • #1086
              Because you're auditioning for a role in a new Hot For Teacher music video?

              Why am I so ronery?
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #1087
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Because you're auditioning for a role in a new Hot For Teacher music video?

                Why am I so ronery?
                Because you've somehow developed a psychic connection to Kim Jong-il?

                Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • #1088
                  Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                  Because you've somehow developed a psychic connection to Kim Jong-il?

                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?
                  Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers.

                  Why does Diet Dr. Pepper+Jameson Irish Whiskey=nomnomnom?
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #1089
                    Because ANYTHING with Irish Whiskey=nomnomnom!

                    Why does my cat trill instead of meow?
                    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                    My LiveJournal
                    A page we can all agree with!

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                    • #1090
                      Quoth XCashier View Post
                      Because ANYTHING with Irish Whiskey=nomnomnom!

                      Why does my cat trill instead of meow?
                      Too much birdseed.

                      Would you care to dance?
                      "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                      • #1091
                        Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                        Too much birdseed.

                        Would you care to dance?
                        Why,yes,my dear. *belly dance*

                        Is it really amore when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie?
                        "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                        I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                        • #1092
                          Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                          Why,yes,my dear. *belly dance*

                          Is it really amore when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie?
                          Not really.

                          Why am I squiffy?
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #1093
                            Quoth crazylegs View Post
                            Not really.

                            Why am I squiffy?
                            Because...you are? (What is squiffy? It sounds like a delightful word!! )

                            What will it take?
                            "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                            I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                            • #1094
                              Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                              Because...you are? (What is squiffy? It sounds like a delightful word!! )

                              What will it take?
                              (Squiffy is merrily drunk)

                              Three 10p pieces and a pound coin

                              Why did my phone go off early this morning?
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                              • #1095
                                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                                (Squiffy is merrily drunk)

                                Three 10p pieces and a pound coin

                                Why did my phone go off early this morning?
                                Because the aliens wanted it too.

                                Oh squiffy is a wonderful word! I like it!!

                                Why is it so cold here?
                                "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                                I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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