Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Crazeyal]

Evil bakers and evil butchers came up with the plan to waste bread and meat, thereby enriching both... (what?? It's the right answer, but nobody BELIEVES me.. so it's wrong...)


Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp ?

[edible_hat]

I did. I was trying to invent a universal solvent at the time.

What can you put the universal solvent in for storage?

[Fenrus]

Universal Precipitate.


Why will no one but Chem majors get that answer?

[Jester]

Because women are insane.

What is the proper way to sharpen a meat cleaver?

[edible_hat]

Using a large block of cheese and a policeman's underpants.


What do you call somebody who spends their time on the phone to alleged people from Nunavut?

[Jester]

What do you call somebody who spends their time on the phone to alleged people from Nunavut?

Jester.

Would you like fries with that?

[CaroPhoenix]

In a year from now.

Who do you want me to be?

[GingerBiscuit]

A small lemon.

How do your eyes feel?

[Plaidman]

Disappointed I can't see through people clothes.

Why do doves, suddenly appear everytime you are near?

[Shangri-laschild]

The fishes are chasing them

Why is green more than yellow?

[Jester]

It's part of the ketchup conspiracy.

"So tell me, why can't this be love?"

[Shards]

Because I'd lose my job.

Why can't we be friends?

[Jester]

Because you, sir, are an oak.

Why do my football teams suck so badly?

[crazylegs]

Why do my football teams suck so badly?

Because they're all 3 years old.

How does an internal combustion engine work?

[Shards]

One word: Pseudodragons

Where has the rum gone?