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Quoth hinakiba777
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Why am I craving bacon?
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It's a conspiracy to encourage people to eat frogs rather than horses.
Why am I craving bacon?"Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
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Nope. you can only do that up and down.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why did the old woman swallow a fly?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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A. She didn't, it was the frog in her throat.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Q. What are we doing tomorrow night Brain?Comment
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"The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!"
Why did I post a right answer instead of a wrong answer?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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It's time for Animaniacs, and we're zanny to the max!Quoth XCashier View Post"The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!"
Why did I post a right answer instead of a wrong answer?
Who do you love?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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50 hops, 1/2 skip, and 99.9 jumps!Quoth crazylegs View PostPrefereably with a bucket of ice cold water!
How many hops, skips and jumps?
will you be my Fwend!?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Either incorrect postage or an illegible address.Quoth idrinkarum View PostOnly during wabbit season.
Why hasn't the bus delivered my child yet?
Why do the simple things seem to take the longest just recently?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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B/c they have to go half past a monkeys ass and a quarter to his *ahem*Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
What kind of cheese is the best cheese?Comment
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No, b/c theyre not so yummy, so yummy yummy yummy.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why do I watch kid shows in my off time?Comment
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