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  • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    Why? It'll just get dirty again...

    What should I have for dinner?
    Sprouts. Thousands and thousands of sprouts!

    Should I do anything at work tomorrow?
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • Nah. Work is overrated.

      What should I have for dessert, then?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Nah. Work is overrated.

        What should I have for dessert, then?
        Turnip pie.

        What should I do with my (now) free day tomorrow?
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • Quoth crazylegs View Post
          Turnip pie.

          What should I do with my (now) free day tomorrow?
          Sleep in with a wombat in your shorts!

          Should I take my daughter to a free dance class?

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          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
            Sleep in with a wombat in your shorts!

            Should I take my daughter to a free dance class?
            Only if they offer a full bar for the parents

            Who decided there should only be 7 days in a week?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • I think it was Zeus who did that.

              Now where can I get a good burger?
              Yours truly, Robyn unless your an SC
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              • Quoth rdp78 View Post
                I think it was Zeus who did that.

                Now where can I get a good burger?
                You should go to Milliway's, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe! You can meet the Dish of the Day, choose what cut of meat you want for your burger, and then later on, the universe will explode for your pleasure!

                But don't stick around for that, I've seen it, it's rubbish. Nothing but a gnab gib!

                What's so wrong with being drunk?
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • nothing, as long as you remember to pull your pants back up afterwards.




                  Why did Hello Kitty's arm fall off?

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                  • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                    nothing, as long as you remember to pull your pants back up afterwards.




                    Why did Hello Kitty's arm fall off?
                    Because she sat on the hot stove too long & the glue became unglued.

                    Who will lead me to the caffeine of life?

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                    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Because she sat on the hot stove too long & the glue became unglued.

                      Who will lead me to the caffeine of life?
                      I will! *Hands her a Mountain Dew!*

                      Steelers or Cardinals for the "Big Game"?
                      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                      --StanFlouride

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                      • Don't care, as long as Springsteen puts on a good Halftime Show!

                        What do you want on your pizza?
                        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                        • Quoth XCashier View Post
                          Don't care, as long as Springsteen puts on a good Halftime Show!

                          What do you want on your pizza?
                          Eggs, toast and bacon.

                          Who was made by Nick Jr.?

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                          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Eggs, toast and bacon.

                            Who was made by Nick Jr.?
                            Jr. Nick Jr.

                            What's the most common element in the universe?
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                            • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                              Jr. Nick Jr.

                              What's the most common element in the universe?
                              Judging by the United States of America... STUPIDITY!

                              Who to the what now?
                              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                              --StanFlouride

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                              • Pineapples and tomatoes.

                                Who took the cookies in the cookie jar?
                                1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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