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Why is water wet?
Why is water wet?
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It has to do with the pollination process
Is there a reason for the season?"Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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No, for the world is about to end and such petty things as returns are beneath my notice.
Why is the sky blue?Comment
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Because it's made of mustard seed.
How often do you beat your wife?
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Wednesdays and third fridays.
Why is the rum always gone?The High Priest is an Illusion!Comment
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Because the Ninjas stole it.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?Last edited by hopie144; 11-24-2008, 08:31 PM.
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Your mum.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?Comment
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To get to the other side.
Why are some farts hot?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Sugar and spice.
If a man says something, and there's no woman around, is he still wrong?Comment
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cream.
Why is water wet?Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.Comment
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With whangdoodles.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no-one cares, why is there a song about him?Comment
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Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.
Why does it snow?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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