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  • Quoth DesignFox View Post
    If I tell you, it won't be a surprise...

    (maybe I can dig up some more Rum)

    Why does optonline have the most obnoxious commercials on the planet?
    Because they're the lucky ones.

    Why am I addicted to Chicken Supreme Chalupas from Taco Bell?

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    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
      Because they're the lucky ones.

      Why am I addicted to Chicken Supreme Chalupas from Taco Bell?
      There's something special in the secret sauce...

      Is it 5 o'clock, yet?
      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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      • Quoth DesignFox View Post
        There's something special in the secret sauce...

        Is it 5 o'clock, yet?
        Hit the clock with a hammer, and you can make it any time you want.

        Promise you'll tell me when?
        "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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        • Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
          Hit the clock with a hammer, and you can make it any time you want.

          Promise you'll tell me when?
          Sure!

          Why not?

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          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
            Sure!

            Why not?
            Because you don't know where that's been.

            What the dilly, yo?
            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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            • Pickles!

              Sweet or dill?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • I prefer a cheap thrill! (It rhymed!!)


                Why do I have this cut on my boob?

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                • Because the gutter is always right.

                  Who put the chimp on a scooter?
                  "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                  Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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                  • Darwin.

                    Do you like my poem?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      Darwin.

                      Do you like my poem?
                      I prefer haiku
                      Versus your poems B.E.
                      It's the truth, Sorry.

                      How can I live without you?
                      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                      • You can't.

                        Why am I craving Chinese food all the time?
                        1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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                        http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                        • Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                          You can't.

                          Why am I craving Chinese food all the time?
                          Because the stars have aligned to show you the way.

                          Why can't Lana Lang & Clark Kent be happy?

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                          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Because the stars have aligned to show you the way.

                            Why can't Lana Lang & Clark Kent be happy?
                            Because Lex Luthor hates them!

                            I can has power ring?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                              Because Lex Luthor hates them!

                              I can has power ring?
                              Only if the Green Lantern cuts off his finger.

                              Can I pounce on you?

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                              • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                                Only if the Green Lantern cuts off his finger.

                                Can I pounce on you?
                                You wouldn't dare...

                                Why is walking in snow so much hard work?
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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