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  • #1381
    Quoth crazylegs View Post
    You wouldn't dare...

    Why is walking in snow so much hard work?
    Because goddess laughs her ass off every time someone slips and falls on their ass!

    WTF (What The Frak)?
    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
    --StanFlouride

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    • #1382
      Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
      Because goddess laughs her ass off every time someone slips and falls on their ass!

      WTF (What The Frak)?
      Warwick Table Football I believe

      Who's had me biscuits?
      "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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      • #1383
        Not me, I prefer dinner rolls.

        Why fly?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #1384
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Not me, I prefer dinner rolls.

          Why fly?
          It's faster than swimming . . .

          Why can't I find something decent to watch on tv tonight?
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #1385
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            It's faster than swimming . . .

            Why can't I find something decent to watch on tv tonight?
            'Cause you aren't tuned into the Sci-Fi Channel!

            Why me, oh great and powerful Gord... why me?!?
            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
            --StanFlouride

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            • #1386
              Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
              'Cause you aren't tuned into the Sci-Fi Channel!

              Why me, oh great and powerful Gord... why me?!?
              Because you're not special enough . .

              Why isn't real life more like the game of Life?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #1387
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                Because you're not special enough . .

                Why isn't real life more like the game of Life?
                Because then we'd be having too much fun and no one can have that.

                Why am I drowning in rum?

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                • #1388
                  Guess you shoulda took swimmin' lessons...

                  Is that Chilli Willi in your avatar?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #1389
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    Guess you shoulda took swimmin' lessons...

                    Is that Chilli Willi in your avatar?
                    It could be Chilli Willi if you want it to be so.

                    (And that would be a yes )

                    Why is my Willi Chilli?

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                    • #1390
                      Put on some underwear and you won't have that problem.

                      Cheetos or Cheez Doodles?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #1391
                        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        Put on some underwear and you won't have that problem.

                        Cheetos or Cheez Doodles?
                        Lay's Wavy Potato Chips.

                        Bacon or Sausage?

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                        • #1392
                          Why choose between them?

                          Can't I have both?
                          "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                          • #1393
                            Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                            Why choose between them?

                            Can't I have both?
                            Sorry, no, if we do that for you, we'd have to do it for EVERYBODY, and then we won't have enough to go around!

                            Who dat say "who dat" when I say who dat?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • #1394
                              Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                              Sorry, no, if we do that for you, we'd have to do it for EVERYBODY, and then we won't have enough to go around!

                              Who dat say "who dat" when I say who dat?
                              The wind, dat who.

                              Why is it that the coolest cars I see are driven by people who I wouldn't dare take home to meet the family?
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • #1395
                                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                                The wind, dat who.

                                Why is it that the coolest cars I see are driven by people who I wouldn't dare take home to meet the family?
                                Because all the coolest cars have been stolen!

                                Why am I so tired right now?
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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