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  • Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
    If paid off properly, then yes.

    Why is my ex such a flaming moronic nutball?
    Your ex has brain slugs.

    How far is too far?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • Quoth DesignFox View Post
      Your ex has brain slugs.

      How far is too far?
      When the Vulcans and Klingons are having tea at the Mermaid Lagoon in Neverland.

      What is in my toolbox?

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      • Tapioca.

        Why do the streets smell funny?
        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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        • Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
          Tapioca.

          Why do the streets smell funny?
          Ask the skunks.

          Want to buy a phone?
          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • Quoth DesignFox View Post
            Ask the skunks.

            Want to buy a phone?
            Only if it also can pose as a shoe.

            Who can speak the language of the Dolly Dolphins?

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            • Uh, no hablo ... sorry...

              What the hell kind of name is Prebble?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                Uh, no hablo ... sorry...

                What the hell kind of name is Prebble?
                The lost Flinstone.

                Where's the beef?
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  The lost Flinstone.

                  Where's the beef?
                  I ate it all. *belch*

                  How funky is your chicken?
                  I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                  • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post

                    Where's the beef?
                    On the cow.

                    Why did my roommate have to burn the popcorn?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Only if you really insist on it.

                      Why do I like a moose?
                      Because you like ping pong balls falling on your head.

                      Why does my car have to die?
                      "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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                      • Cuz life's a bitch and then....

                        How is there a chocolate product that I don't like?
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          Cuz life's a bitch and then....

                          How is there a chocolate product that I don't like?
                          You're a chocolate hating cylon.

                          Why am I watching Battlestar Galactica instead of going to bed?

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                          • Bodysnatchers.

                            When will my cough go away?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              Bodysnatchers.

                              When will my cough go away?
                              When the chestburster busts out of you, grabs a tophat and cane, then does a song and dance on the lunch counter!

                              When will I be loved?
                              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                              --StanFlouride

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                              • 3 years from Tuesday.

                                What's with all the paper cuts on my hands lately?
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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