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Quoth BookstoreEscapee
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How loose is your goose?
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The evil paper fairies don't like it when you shred documents.
How loose is your goose?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK -
Depends on how carefully I cook it.
When will my dreams come true?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I did.
What? I had to get rid of it somehow..!
Can I ask you something?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Didn't give me much of a choice there, did ya?Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why can't a get anyone to stick a crowbar into their wallets today?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because they have crowbar-proof wallets.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Where can I buy a pair of chainmail boxers?Comment
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Same place you can get urban legend socks.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why have I had a chill and been sleepy most of the day today?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because there are unicorns dancing on your roof without making a sound.
Why are the Beatles in my head right now?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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OMG! Quick, spray some raid in your ears to get the little buggers out!Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
Why am I seeing Elvis in my dreams?Comment
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Of course I am! It ISQuoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostThat's not Elvis . . . that's Elvira in drag
Are you lonesome tonight?Valentine's DaySingles Awareness Day, after all!
Who let the dogs out?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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You did, don't you remember? It was either that or scrub the rug again...
Won't somebody think of the children?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I do, and I think they'd taste better in a garlic lemon sauce instead of a tomato alfredo.Quoth XCashier View Post
You know I'm hungry, right?Comment
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