Tweet
Only if you have a flashlight, a piece of chewing gum, a paperclip, a pencil and Richard Dean Anderson's hair from his "MacGuyver" days.
Will I get better if I try?
Will I get better if I try?
-
-
Nope you just suck
Voulez Vous Couchez avec moi?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
-
Ummm... no, but on my better days I'm bi-lingual.
May I juggle the clementines?Comment
-
Sure...you have to juggle the whole crate...
Why is my email spell check suddenly spelling in French? (Seriously...I couldn't figure out what was wrong with the word "delivered" and then I realized the spell check was set to French. I didn't do that...
)
Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 08-03-2010, 03:11 AM.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
-
because your computer ate some bad cheese
why to evil people always insist on destroying everything? what's the point?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
^_^Comment
-
They like being overlords of nothing.
What should we shout when we see food?Comment
-
FOOD FIGHT!
*tosses a pepperoni pizza at Rummy*
Do I want to go inside and fix myself a drink?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
Comment
-
Nope, you want the drink to come outside and fix itself.
Where is sleeping beauty sleeping?Comment
-
In Baby Bear's bed.
Who's the fairest of them all?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
-
I think that's a toss-up between love and war. Check back for the sequel.
Why is there nothing good on tv this afternoon?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
-
Because only the bad survive.
Hooray for baking friends?Comment
-
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
-
Isaiah Mustafa with a horse while swan diving out of his kitchen window.
What's a Charlie Brown?Comment
-
2 shots of jack and a punch in the face
where did the sun go?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
^_^Comment
-
It's hiding in the volcano.
Why can't my child just go to sleep!?Comment
Comment