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  • #1231
    Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post

    Anyone know what's going to happen next week on Lost?
    They will find Elvis.


    Can someone PLEASE turn up the heat?

    B
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
    I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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    • #1232
      Quoth Bandit View Post
      They will find Elvis.


      Can someone PLEASE turn up the heat?

      B
      Nekkid or not?

      If they find Elvis next week on Lost, will they find Amelia Earhart by the end of next season too?
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #1233
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        Nekkid or not?

        If they find Elvis next week on Lost, will they find Amelia Earhart by the end of next season too?
        Sure, why not? She's living with Elvis, JFK and Marilyn Monroe and they haven't aged a day since they "died".

        What is the clue?

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        • #1234
          Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          Sure, why not? She's living with Elvis, JFK and Marilyn Monroe and they haven't aged a day since they "died".

          What is the clue?
          The clue is in the question

          Is it too late?
          "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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          • #1235
            Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
            The clue is in the question

            Is it too late?
            Nope, but it's not quite too early enough either.

            What is the most important job?

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            • #1236
              Quoth idrinkarum View Post
              Nope, but it's not quite too early enough either.

              What is the most important job?
              Being a child. They are our future.


              Why are breakfast foods so yummy?
              "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

              I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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              • #1237
                Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                Being a child. They are our future.


                Why are breakfast foods so yummy?

                Because they're not just for breakfast anymore

                Why am I bored on a Saturday night?
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #1238
                  Because all the action happens at 4:36 on Sunday morning.

                  Why is my throat so dry?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #1239
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    Because all the action happens at 4:36 on Sunday morning.

                    Why is my throat so dry?
                    Well if you would stop eating towels you wouldn't have this problem.

                    Who are you?

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                    • #1240
                      Quoth Chanlin View Post
                      Well if you would stop eating towels you wouldn't have this problem.

                      Who are you?
                      Don't you think you should tell me who YOU are first?

                      How many drugs are the makers of Mario Brothers on?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • #1241
                        Quoth DesignFox View Post
                        Don't you think you should tell me who YOU are first?

                        How many drugs are the makers of Mario Brothers on?
                        None - they're just sappy like that.

                        Why watch UFC?

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                        • #1242
                          Cuz someone kicked me in the head.

                          What's that beeping?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #1243
                            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            What's that beeping?
                            Your face is ready.

                            Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns in 12?
                            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                            http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                            • #1244
                              Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                              Your face is ready.

                              Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns in 12?
                              So you'll have a nice pair of buns left over

                              What's the answer to number 1?
                              "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                              • #1245
                                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                                Your face is ready.

                                Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns in 12?
                                'Cause burgers are better . . . unless you're a cow.

                                Does air have a smell to it?
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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