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  • #1846
    Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
    I don't know why she swallowed the flyyyyyyy...!

    How do I jumpstart my brain?
    With a taser!

    -=BZZZZZT!=-

    Tell me who... who are you?
    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
    --StanFlouride

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    • #1847
      Me? I'm .... er... no, one? NO GET AWAY FROM ME!! *runs down street shouting*
      I'M NO ONE! I'M NO ONE!

      What is divided by plus ?
      I like things that go *bang!*

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      • #1848


        Do you pee on the mice too?

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        • #1849
          No, they never hold still long enough.

          Who will win Dancing with the Stars?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #1850
            The phone gnomes will.

            How long will it take me to get my chair stolen by the cat again?
            1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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            • #1851
              Aprox. twelve seconds ago, that would explain why you are hanging in mid-air. Remember looney toons: don't look down!

              What do you get when a blind man blinks?
              I like things that go *bang!*

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              • #1852
                Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
                What do you get when a blind man blinks?
                A hammer and saw.

                What exactly are the colors of the wind?
                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                • #1853
                  Cyan, Mauve, and innocence lost in violence

                  What is equal to Albert Einstein times The Raven to the third power?
                  I like things that go *bang!*

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                  • #1854
                    Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
                    Cyan, Mauve, and innocence lost in violence

                    What is equal to Albert Einstein times The Raven to the third power?
                    Bill Nye on steroids.

                    Have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • #1855
                      Nope but I have seen a dragon fly.

                      What are we going to make music with?

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                      • #1856
                        Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                        Nope but I have seen a dragon fly.

                        What are we going to make music with?
                        Ummmm... hmmmm... lessee what we got around here...

                        ...

                        ... I've got it! PENCILS!!!

                        *Starts drumming on his desk with pencils!*

                        What song are we playing?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • #1857
                          The Sound of Silence.

                          Am I evil?

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                          • #1858
                            Quoth idrinkarum View Post


                            Am I evil?
                            You are not evil enough.

                            Who wants some VIP passes to hell?
                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                            • #1859
                              I know a few people I'd be happy to give them to...

                              What're you looking at?!
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                              My LiveJournal
                              A page we can all agree with!

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                              • #1860
                                The flying monkeys that just flew in.

                                So that means....

                                Where'd the roof go?!! It was just here a second ago!
                                1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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