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  • #2731
    Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
    Well, you see... those guys fell into a coma last year... right before July 4th... and we didn't have the heart to tell them it's not actually still the 4th.

    What's my line?
    Captain Caaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeemmmaaaaaaaa aannnnnn.

    Why does my laptop screen attract various flying vermin when I'm outside on the front porch at night?
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #2732
      They're trying to get in the Windows.

      Why do I cry?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #2733
        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        They're trying to get in the Windows.

        Why do I cry?
        'Cause you need a hug!



        What are we doing tomorrow, Brain?
        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
        --StanFlouride

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        • #2734
          The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

          Surf the internet and chat with people we've never met!



          Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker mark any more than a regular marker?
          Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 06-21-2009, 04:08 AM.
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #2735
            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

            Surf the internet and chat with people we've never met!



            Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker mark any more than a regular marker?
            Nope, it actually marks LESS... the product was named by a scam artist!

            Hey! Where's the beef?
            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
            --StanFlouride

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            • #2736
              I'm having it for dinner tomorrow!


              More importantly, what's for dessert?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #2737
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                I'm having it for dinner tomorrow!


                More importantly, what's for dessert?
                SPICE CAKE!

                It's chock full of the spice Melange so you'll be ready to navigate through hyperspace and what-not!

                What's for breakfast tomorrow?
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • #2738
                  Breakfast? You imply that Sunday has a morning....

                  What kind of steak do I want for dinner?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #2739
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    Breakfast? You imply that Sunday has a morning....

                    What kind of steak do I want for dinner?
                    Cheesesteak!

                    Isn't it a bit late for dinner?
                    Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 06-21-2009, 07:04 AM.
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

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                    • #2740
                      No, actually, it's early.

                      Why do I stay up so late despite the fact that I tell myself I won't?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #2741
                        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        No, actually, it's early.

                        Why do I stay up so late despite the fact that I tell myself I won't?
                        Because you're a night owl trying to be an early bird! Trust me, that just doesn't work! Accept yourself for what you are, you'll feel a lot better!

                        Why does the world hate night owls so?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • #2742
                          Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                          Because you're a night owl trying to be an early bird! Trust me, that just doesn't work! Accept yourself for what you are, you'll feel a lot better!

                          Why does the world hate night owls so?
                          They have more fun than the early birds and as we all know, too much fun is a bad thing.

                          Who is the man of my dreams?

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                          • #2743
                            Freddy Krueger.

                            Did jack's headache come to visit me today?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #2744
                              Yes, but only for a short visit, not an extended stay.

                              Should I write a book about my dreams?

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                              • #2745
                                Only if they can write a book about you.

                                Why is my job coach so clueless?
                                "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                                "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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