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  • #1

    Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

    I stole this idea from another forum!

    heres how it works: you post a question and the person below you posts an extremely wrong answer to your question, then they ask another question. It can actually get pretty funny.

    Example:

    person one: how do brids fly?

    person two: because i filled them with heilum?

    person two again: who is president of america ?

    next person: rush limbaugh

    then ask a question ... and so on!

    I'll start:


    Why is the sky blue?
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  • #2
    It's not, it's really mauve, but nobody likes mauve so they painted it blue.

    Where do babies come from?
    The High Priest is an Illusion!

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    • #3
      Oh, these are fun!

      Quoth Amina516 View Post
      Why is the sky blue?
      A: Because it's made of cheese.

      Q: Why do chickens have feathers?
      There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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      • #4
        Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
        Where do babies come from?
        My shirts says I'm from japan.

        Quoth It's me View Post
        Q: Why do chickens have feathers?
        Because they're allergic to fur.

        Why do Dogs bark?
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • #5
          Where do babies come from?
          Wal-Mart.

          Why do chickens have feathers?
          Because the cows keep the leather for themselves.




          Q: Why is it cold in Winter?
          I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.

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          • #6
            Quoth Severen13 View Post
            Q: Why is it cold in Winter?
            Because it like it that way.

            Why is the Sun hot?
            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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            • #7
              Quoth RetailWorkhorse
              Why do Dogs bark?
              Cause they hate to meow.

              Quoth RetailWorkhorse
              why is the sun hot?
              Cause the Ice melted

              Q: why do rocks sink?
              Last edited by worddork; 11-22-2008, 03:44 AM.
              Is it insanity to reason with the voices in your head or to ignore them and hope they go away on their own? - Hod from Brat-halla

              "You're the nicest evil person I know" one of my managers to me

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              • #8
                Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                Why is the Sun hot?
                Because it's blond.

                Q: What have I got in my pocket?
                "Darling, you are a bitch. I'm joining the Navy." -Cinema Guy 4/30/2009

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                • #9
                  Quoth worddork View Post
                  Q: why do rocks sink?
                  Because they're made of raisins.

                  Quoth Shards View Post
                  Q: What have I got in my pocket?
                  The great pyramid.

                  Why is my couch comfortable?
                  The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth ArcticChicken View Post

                    Why is my couch comfortable?
                    Because it's blue.

                    Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • #11
                      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      Because it's blue.

                      Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
                      Second star to the right, and straight on until morning.

                      Does anyone know why my hair sticks up in the back?
                      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                      http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                        Does anyone know why my hair sticks up in the back?
                        Because it's trying to get away.

                        Why did the cow cross the road?
                        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                          Why did the cow cross the road?
                          To get away from the butcher.

                          Where's Waldo?

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                          • #14
                            Quoth ReadyToRetire View Post
                            Where's Waldo?
                            In my pants!

                            Now, where are my pants?
                            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                            http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                              In my pants!

                              Now, where are my pants?
                              On the cow from earlier.

                              Walk into the closet and what do you see?
                              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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