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  • Useless technologies

    1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
    2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
    3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
    4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
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    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
    My DeviantArt.

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    • Useless technologies

      1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
      2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
      3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
      4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
      5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
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      I like things that go *bang!*

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      • Useless technologies

        1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
        2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
        3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
        4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
        5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
        6. Electric hammer
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        People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
        My DeviantArt.

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        • Useless technologies

          1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
          2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
          3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
          4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
          5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
          6. Electric hammer
          7. MP3 Sunglasses
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          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • Useless technologies

            1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
            2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
            3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
            4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
            5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
            6. Electric hammer
            7. MP3 Sunglasses
            8. 8-trak Player
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            • Useless technologies

              1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
              2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
              3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
              4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
              5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
              6. Electric hammer
              7. MP3 Sunglasses
              8. 8-trak Player
              8. Ice making machine
              9.
              10.
              11.
              12.
              13.
              People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
              My DeviantArt.

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              • 1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
                2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
                3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
                4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
                5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
                6. Electric hammer
                7. MP3 Sunglasses
                8. 8-trak Player
                8. Ice making machine
                9. Egg Wave (cook your eggs in the microwave...)
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                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                • 1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
                  2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
                  3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
                  4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
                  5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
                  6. Electric hammer
                  7. MP3 Sunglasses
                  8. 8-trak Player
                  8. Ice making machine
                  9. Egg Wave (cook your eggs in the microwave...)
                  10.solar power torch (its real)
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                  I am not really important enough to have a funny quote yet.

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                  • 1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
                    2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
                    3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
                    4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
                    5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
                    6. Electric hammer
                    7. MP3 Sunglasses
                    8. 8-trak Player
                    8. Ice making machine
                    9. Egg Wave (cook your eggs in the microwave...)
                    10. solar power torch (its real)
                    11. Dog powered sewing machine (real invention back then, honest!)
                    12.
                    13.
                    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                    My DeviantArt.

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                    • 1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
                      2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
                      3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
                      4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
                      5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
                      6. Electric hammer
                      7. MP3 Sunglasses
                      8. 8-trak Player
                      8. Ice making machine
                      9. Egg Wave (cook your eggs in the microwave...)
                      10. solar power torch (its real)
                      11. Dog powered sewing machine (real invention back then, honest!)
                      12. The Clapper
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                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • 1. WOM chips (Write Only Memory)
                        2. Tooth Tunes--toothbrushes that play music
                        3. USB keys that prevent children from accessing harmful sites (since the kid could easily just pull the USB key out of the computer)
                        4. Cassette player (it's now obselete!)
                        5. Fast-dissolve toilete paper
                        6. Electric hammer
                        7. MP3 Sunglasses
                        8. 8-trak Player
                        8. Ice making machine
                        9. Egg Wave (cook your eggs in the microwave...)
                        10. solar power torch (its real)
                        11. Dog powered sewing machine (real invention back then, honest!)
                        12. The Clapper
                        13. VCR (I still use mine...)

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                        Best candy:
                        1. Candy cigarettes!
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                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • Best candy:
                          1. Candy cigarettes!
                          2. Angel Farts (mini-marshmallows dried/puffed in a fruit dryer)
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                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • Best candy:

                            1. Candy cigarettes!
                            2. Angel Farts (mini-marshmallows dried/puffed in a fruit dryer)
                            3. Jibes (like Love Hearts but with insults on them. xD)
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                            People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                            My DeviantArt.

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                            • Best candy:

                              1. Candy cigarettes!
                              2. Angel Farts (mini-marshmallows dried/puffed in a fruit dryer)
                              3. Jibes (like Love Hearts but with insults on them. xD) <-- that's awesome!
                              4. Cadbury Creme Eggs!!!
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                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Best candy:

                                1. Candy cigarettes!
                                2. Angel Farts (mini-marshmallows dried/puffed in a fruit dryer)
                                3. Jibes (like Love Hearts but with insults on them. xD) <-- that's awesome!
                                4. Cadbury Creme Eggs!!!
                                5. Jordan almonds (aka sugared almonds or confetti)
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                                Enjoy my latest stupid quest for immortality. http://1001plus.blogspot.com/

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