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I'm going on a picnic and I'm brining absinthe.
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"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me." -
I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing bear claws.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Cherries Jubilee
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing a dildo...The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing everyone I know."We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt VonnegutComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing fire water.
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Grape Juice
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Honey.I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing an Ice Scupture.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing grilled jackalope.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing kumquats.
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Lars Ulrich.
I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing real mincemeat.
(grind raisins, suet, beef hearts, apples & spices and let it sit in the back porch till it ferments about as strong as a good beer) my mother's was so powerful, it kept fermenting when frozen!
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Nacho Cheez.Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing oysters on the half shell.
They're considered to be an aphrodisiac, you know.
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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