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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing prairie oysters.
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing quiche.I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing red raspberries.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing sweet strawberries.
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing tripe.
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing an umbrella.I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing vintage wine."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing watermelon.Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Xacuti. (I actually found something edible beginning with X! Amazing!)
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing yummy stuff.I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Hank Zipzer.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing Alcohol.
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing carrot cake!
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing DOGGIES!!!
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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