Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

GRanted. You feel horribly nauseous.

I wish Wally World would just hire me instead of making me go through two more interviews.

[Magpie]

Granted. Isn't that enough bad stuff right there?

I wish that I had social skills.

[Syriilord]

Granted: You now have the social skills of a high-security prison inmate. 'Course it's shank or BE shanked....

I wish for pie

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! 3.4159.......

I wish the weekend was another day longer.

[Whiskey]

Granted! 3.4159.......

I wish the weekend was another day longer.

3.14159.......

Granted! Your weekend is one day longer, which makes your work week one day longer. You still only get 2 days. Who loves ya? Corporate.
I wish I wasn't such a snark.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Now you're the nicest person in the world and boring as hell.

And I don't work weekends, so there.

I wish for my eggs to come out perfectly cooked this time.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But your bacon is ruined.

I wish I knew why I sometimes find the weirdest stuff on Wikipedia . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Wikipedia is where weird lives.

I didn't make bacon. You're lucky you said that to me...that's blasphemy around here.

I wish I had more iTunes money.

[Magpie]

Granted, but there's nothing worth buying available.

I wish my kirtle would be done in time for the faire on Saturday.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. But do to shoddy work it falls apart in around noon. Everyone gets QUITE the show.

I wish I was going to a Renn Faire.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But it's raining cats and dogs, so it looks like a soggy wet time.

I wish I could find something decent to watch on tv . . .

[superhotelworker]

Granted, but you only catch the last five minutes.

I wish I was on vacation.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Enjoy your stay at Bedlam!!!

I wish i knew if they cute boy at the conveince store was single

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But you don't know if he's straight.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But you wake up really late in the evening with horrible hunger pangs because you hadn't eaten in 16 hours.

I wish that the Twilight books had never been made