Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Wish for everything to go well at my Wally World Interview tomorrow and for them to hire me already.

Granted! That is all.

I wish I was asleep.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! That is all.

I wish I was asleep.

GRANTED! Since it's your birthday and everything!

I wish BSE and Rummy Happy Birthdays!

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish BSE and Rummy Happy Birthdays!

GRANTED!

I wish it wasn't pouring rain on my birthday! How can I look cute with my hair when it's pouring rain?

[Magpie]

Granted! It's hailing instead.

I wish people I care about would stop trying to kill themselves.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted.

I wish people would stop wishing for things I can't in good conscience screw up.

[Magpie]

Granted! But then you're no better at thinking of wishes than I am. (sorry)

I wish that I didn't have to go sit through the official building opening on Monday. (Fun fact: we've been here two years!)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You don't have to sit there, you have to make a big presentation!

I wish I would get off my ass and do it already.

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! "IT" is building a 50 foot statue in my honour.

I wish I has a Pomeranian Puppy

[dalesys]

Granted! You get to explain to Whiskey why it isn't a pibble.
I wish I was done indexing my music collection.

[shankyknitter]

granted but then an earthquake hits and screws everything up.


I wish I wasn't so pissed off at people.

[surreal20]

granted but then an earthquake hits and screws everything up.


I wish I wasn't so pissed off at people.

Granted! Now everyone is pissed at you!

I wish my husband's Chiefs would recognize my husbands good merits in the Navy.

[Magpie]

Granted! He gets promoted and has no time to spend with you.

Granted! You don't have to sit there, you have to make a big presentation!

Does making a small one ten times count? Including the one group including the president & CEO of hydro one (Also: would have made the speeches less boring)

I wish I hadn't left the pasta sauce out on the counter this morning.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish I hadn't left the pasta sauce out on the counter this morning.

Granted! You left it on the floor and the dog decided to go for a swim.

(You could have left it on my counter...my whole apartment feels like a refrigerator.)

I wish it wasn't so cooooolllllld!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now you're so hot, you have several planets orbiting around you in their own solar system.

I wish I could kill Snoopy and get away with it . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But Woodstock stalks you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a local boy to keep me warm.