Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! But Woodstock stalks you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a local boy to keep me warm.

Granted! A little kid who spent too many hours watching stuff like Jackass runs up with a Zippo and tries to light you on fire!

I wish the weather here wasn't so yucky today.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! A little kid who spent too many hours watching stuff like Jackass runs up with a Zippo and tries to light you on fire!

Not sure I'd object at the moment...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted! A little kid who spent too many hours watching stuff like Jackass runs up with a Zippo and tries to light you on fire!

I wish the weather here wasn't so yucky today.

Granted. Now the weather is warm and sunny . . . but you're out of town where it's still yucky.

I wish I hadn't ate so much for dinner . . . (sure was good though.)

*burp*

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You only at a little because it was HORRIBLE!

I wish that my university would just accept my payments and stop telling me i owe them more money.

[terakhan]

Granted! They stop telling you, and have their new associates Guido and Vinny tell you instead.

I wish band names made more sense.

[Mytical]

Granted. You have to suffer severe brain trauma, but then they will make perfect sense.

I wish I had my degree from College already.

[Magpie]

Granted! You have a degree in competitive basketweaving.

I wish my apartment would let me adjust the amount of heat for being in a basement. We're roasting already.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. The Temperature can finally be set perfectly. But the knob breaks off so you are stuck roasting.

I wish my aunt wasn't such a horrible person

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But your uncle is an asshole.

I wish I had some heat out here on the deck this evening (it's a bit chilly outside and I'm having to wrap up.)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. The deck is on fire!

I wish I had some heat inside my apartment!

[Magpie]

Granted! You have some outside too - mid-July temperatures and rising.

I wish my veggies were already chopped.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You also chop off your pinky.

I wish that my family will be nice on Thanksgiving.

[Mytical]

Granted, they are nice to everybody but you ((I didn't wanna do it! Honest!))

Wish this week would die in a fire.

[Magpie]

Granted! Everything in it moves to next week.

I wish it was easier to get to market from my place.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! They build a market around your apartment building, so you view from your window is just of the Meat Department.

I wish phishing scams didn't exist.