Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! There is something good on every channel and you can't pick one show.

I wish I didn't feel sick.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You feel perfectly find but you are nonetheless highly contagious and you are quarantined by yourself for the next month.

I wish I had more ice cream.

[surreal20]

Granted! All three arrive home at the same time and divorce you for being a secret polygamist. (careful with those accidental plurals)

I wish that my daddy had enough money saved away so that he could retire now.

hahahahahaha omg that's hilarious!!! Thanks, needed the laugh

Granted! You have so much ice cream now you are over flowing in the freezer! Now it's all over the floor, and counters...and melting...fast....

I wish my husband could come home now! (I made sure to not say it plural this time! )

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But he's bringing his boss, his boss' boss and the boss' boss' boss all home for dinner. Better get started now.

I wish I could have a fire pit out here on the deck.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but you accidentally burn down your house

i wish i would stop hurting my hands!

[Sarlon]

granted! now your feet hurt! and say hello to the 14 hour shift tomorrow being on your feet the entire time!

I wish my tenant was gone from my apartment (next door), and leaves her VERY nice 60 flat screen TV which works!

[Wenchie]

I wish my tenant was gone from my apartment (next door), and leaves her VERY nice 60 flat screen TV which works!

Granted! However, the TV only plays reruns of The Simple Life at full volume and the power button is stuck.

I wish I could get a full 8 hours of sleep.

[hinakiba777]

Granted you get a full 8 hours of sleep over 6 months.

I wish I hadn't lost my voice.

[Sarlon]

granted! its now back sounding like its smoked 90 packs a day for the past 50 years.

I wish my tenant (next door) was gone! (not dead...just GONE!)

[terakhan]

Granted! They have seemingly vanished from existence, and the police are very curious about your activities over the last couple weeks.

I wish they would start that Firefly series up again.

[Sarlon]

I don't have the HEART to corrupt that....cause I want it back too...

I wish I hadn't cried so hard eariler today.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You were laughing so hard you're now sore all over.

I wish I could figure out how to make the font bigger on this new FF 4.0 Beta.

[SengaKitty]

Granted, only now you can only see one letter per page, and can't make it smaller again.

I wish the dryer repair guy would hurry up and get here so I can finish my packing

[terakhan]

Granted! He arrives very swiftly, car and all, through the front wall of your house.

I wish people would realize that cheesecake is superior to cake OR pie.

[Dave1982]

Granted! It's now so popular that prices go through the roof and supplies dwindle to the point that there's none left for YOU!

I wish I could skip over my last week at the Bent Staple