Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! The office "skips" your last two weeks of pay.

I wish we had an actor to play the small male part in the play i'm in.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But he's so small you need a magnifying glass to find him.

I wish it were already Tuesday so I can get finally order that DVD collection I've been drooling over forever.

[ZedOmega]

Man, Tuesday comes around fast. Bad news, though: they're out of that box set, but they're willing to send you a Japanese-dubbed version of The Benny Hill Show. And to make matters worse, the dub was performed by screamo singers who don't speak a lick of Japanese.

...I wish I didn't just reach that level of mind fuck right now.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But now you have a headache from thinking too hard. Might want to buy up some Excedrin Migraine ASAP.

I wish I could decide which pattern of checks I want to order tomorrow. I can't decide if I want to stick with Gone With The Wind or go back to Maxine.

[Becks]

Granted! You get a Maxine spoof of GWTW.

I wish I didn't hate my job.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You LOVE your job so much that you refuse to take an amazing job when the opportunity comes up.

I wish people would stop asking if the store is open on Remembrance Day.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! You LOVE your job so much that you refuse to take an amazing job when the opportunity comes up.

I wish people would stop asking if the store is open on Remembrance Day.

Granted! Now they're asking if you're CLOSED on Remembrance Day!

I wish I were a rich man, a very rich man...

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! you are so rich that you can't do anything becuase noone will sell you anything.....you have become a miser.

I wish the cards would upload themselves to my parents websites.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. However they went on a mature pr0n site instead and some of their pics ended up on your parents' websites by mistake.

I wish there were a faster way to get a DVD set shipped in from China (mine just left Chongquing on the 9th.)

[terakhan]

Granted! Unfortunately in the excitement around the new method, they misplaced your dvd, and somehow managed to break all the potential replacements during their party.

I wish mammals' fur came in more colors, without dyes or chemicals involved.

[Wenchie]

I wish mammals' fur came in more colors, without dyes or chemicals involved.

Granted! All mammels are now naturally either pink camo or magenta & olive tie-dye colored.

I wish my friend Lee's body would stop rejecting the liver enzymes from his new transplanted liver, 'cause I don't want him to die.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now his liver is rejecting the kidney's advances for a double date with his pancreas. I guess we'll watch the all the fun on Jerry next week.

I wish my shoulders would stop aching.

[ZedOmega]

Poof! Now it's your elbows that're aching.

I wish I knew where to go drinking this weekend.

[terakhan]

Granted! You now know the perfect place to go drinking, what to order, where to sit, the whole thing. Except you have no way to get there.

I wish they would replace the check engine light and those stupid talking GPS units with a computer that would tell you what was wrong with your car.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Now every time you go anywhere you hear all about how your car is a cheap piece of crap, the wrong color, too small, bad for the environment, yada yada yada...

I wish my bank statements would match up to my checkbook register.