Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Fryk]

Granted. They'll only plague them for the next 100,000,000 years.

I wish I knew what a comea was.....

Granted.... now you know that it is a part of the visual sensory organ of a hair grooming device, and you will rue the day you discovered this.

I wish I had checked my spelling in my previous post! :: )

[MannersMakethMan]

Granted. Your post is now in black and black checks.

I wish some folks would learn not to be so damed selfish and throw a hissy fit over nothing.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Now they throw a hissy fit over everything!

I wish my back was better.

[XCashier]

Granted. Now the rest of your body hurts!

I wish my son would do his homework correctly.

[Dave1982]

Granted. Now the rest of your body hurts!

I wish my son would do his homework correctly.

Granted. He does it perfectly, but then forgets to hand it in.

I wish for a bottle of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum.

[Fryk]

Granted. He does it perfectly, but then forgets to hand it in.

I wish for a bottle of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum.

Granted, but it's completely sealed with no way to open it.

I wish my bird would stop making so much noise!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted...bye, bye, birdie

I wish I didn't wake up with a headache every freakin' weekend.

[Dave1982]

Granted...bye, bye, birdie

I wish I didn't wake up with a headache every freakin' weekend.

Granted.....you wake up with a headache every DAY.

I wish I was working a shift shorter than 10 hours today.

[taurinejunkie]

Granted. Nine hours fifty-nine minutes fifty-nine seconds.

I wish Tuesday would come faster.

(for those who would care, Tuesday is the day I get to see Children of Bodom live for the first time ever)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. It came so fast it couldn't stop in time and you missed it.

I wish my car would stop giving me problems.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. It came so fast it couldn't stop in time and you missed it.

I wish my car would stop giving me problems.

Granted. Unfortunately, you got t-boned by a high schooler who's had their license for a month and now the car is totaled.

I wish Gizmo wasn't so rambunctious . . .

[Fryk]

Granted. Unfortunately, you got t-boned by a high schooler who's had their license for a month and now the car is totaled.

I wish Gizmo wasn't so rambunctious . . .

Granted, but now, who will protect you from Spike and the othe gremlins?

I wish I were omnipotent.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now your brain has a continual hard-on because you mistook viagara for omega-3.

I wish I had some ice cream right now . . .

[Dave1982]

Granted. Now your brain has a continual hard-on because you mistook viagara for omega-3.

I wish I had some ice cream right now . . .

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

I wish I hadn't gotten sunburned today.

[Bramble]

Granted. You got poison ivy instead.
I wish the people at work were smarter.