Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Dave1982]

Granted.....they're so smart they make you look really stupid and as a result you are fired.

I wish I could think of a decent wish......

[Fryk]

Granted, but in doing so, you used up your wish. Now you don't have one to make it a reality.

I wish I had some pizza, with the toppings I want on it.

[Dave1982]

Granted, but in doing so, you used up your wish. Now you don't have one to make it a reality.

I wish I had some pizza, with the toppings I want on it.

Granted, but it's frozen, and the power just went out so you can't warm it up.

I wish for a vacation......in Amsterdam....

[Bramble]

Granted. Someone in the government makes a mistake and you are deported.

I wish for it to rain some more.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

O-tay. Get started on that ark of yours, because it's going to keep raining for at least a month straight.

I wish I weren't so tired.

[Bramble]

Granted. Now you have insomnia!

I wish I didn't have to get up so early every day.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now you're an insomniac . . .

I wish I could have the sun out all the time . . .

[42_42_42]

Granted. Now you have skin cancer from all those solar rays.

I wish my headaches would go away.

[Fryk]

Granted. Now you have skin cancer from all those solar rays.

I wish my headaches would go away.

Granted. You'll be beheaded on Friday. Ouchie.

I wish I was a superhero.

[MannersMakethMan]

Granted. You've now got a line of people 300 miles long outside your door waiting for a photo with you, and those villagers won't be saving themselves from that volcano....

I wish I had the information I was looking for.

[Bramble]

Granted. But it came printed in latin!
I wish I hadn't hurt myself today.

[Fryk]

I wish I hadn't hurt myself today.

Too easy! Now you're destined to hurt yourself tomorrow!!

I wish that great power didn't come with great responsibility.

[XCashier]

Granted. You now have none of the power and all of the responsibility.

I wish my apartment was larger.

[Dave1982]

Granted. You now have none of the power and all of the responsibility.

I wish my apartment was larger.

Granted. But now the rent is more than you can afford.

I wish Captain Jellico would get transferred......

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish my apartment was larger.

Granted... but that's because some drunken redneck managed to crash their SUV ridiculously large Pick 'Em Up Truck into the wall of your living room, demolishing it! Enjoy your lovely new view of the great outdoors!

I wish for the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

EDIT:

Granted. But now the rent is more than you can afford.

I wish Captain Jellico would get transferred......

HOW DARE YOU gazump me, sir?!?

It's not my fault it took so blasted long to find the quote I used for my wish.