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Granted, but the therapy you'll need to deal with them just cost you the next three years worth of pay cheques.
I wish I had a reason to go somewhere else this weekend.
"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington
I wish my bank would do what it says it will do WHEN it says it will do it.
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
I wish someone else would do what he says he will...
granted...except its oppisite day.
I wish that my new computer would hurry up and get here.
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
Here you are! But the shipping company dropped it eight six thousand times so it's in two billion individual pieces.
I wish I had a piece of blueberry cheesecake right now.
Granted! Chippendales' haunches slathered in blueberry syrup.
I wish I could find a shortest distance that wasn't a straight line.
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Granted! You are now... the Bearded Lady at the carnival "Freak Show"!
I wish the potential employers I sent my résumé to would contact me.
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
I wish my mother would stop asking "What did you do today" every effing day!
Granted! Now she asks it every 2 HOURS like clockwork!
I wish I could do the last month over, with different choices made.
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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