Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Fryk]

I wish for the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

Granted, and now you're stuck in that Calvin and Hobbes comic forever.
(That day's comic, not the world of the strip :: P)

I wish I could remember all my really good SC stories.

[MannersMakethMan]

Granted, but the therapy you'll need to deal with them just cost you the next three years worth of pay cheques.

I wish I had a reason to go somewhere else this weekend.

[Sarlon]

granted...unfortunatly is the raw sewage plant.

I wish my bank would do what it says it will do WHEN it says it will do it.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish my bank would do what it says it will do WHEN it says it will do it.

Granted. It says it will empty your account tomorrow and go shopping.

I wish someone else would do what he says he will...

[Sarlon]

I wish someone else would do what he says he will...

granted...except its oppisite day.

I wish that my new computer would hurry up and get here.

[42_42_42]

granted...except its oppisite day.

I wish that my new computer would hurry up and get here.

Here you are! But the shipping company dropped it eight six thousand times so it's in two billion individual pieces.

I wish I had a piece of blueberry cheesecake right now.

[dalesys]

Here you are! But the shipping company dropped it eight six thousand times so it's in two billion individual pieces.

I wish I had a piece of blueberry cheesecake right now.

Granted! Chippendales' haunches slathered in blueberry syrup.

I wish I could find a shortest distance that wasn't a straight line.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. However, the mapmaker got drunk so you ended up with a circle and you're back where you started from.

I wish I had a bigger bedroom . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But now you need to buy more furniture.

I wish my life was different...

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted. But now you need to buy more furniture.

I wish my life was different...

Granted! You are now... the Bearded Lady at the carnival "Freak Show"!

I wish the potential employers I sent my résumé to would contact me.

[Nurian]

I wish the potential employers I sent my résumé to would contact me.

Granted! But everyone of you tells you they found someone else....and it's the same name over and over.

I wish I could get a job I liked AND could keep!

[Professional Serf]

After this free frontal lobotomy, retail will be pure heaven.

I wish my boss would spontainiously combust.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted...but the building burns down with him and you're out of a job.

I wish my mother would stop asking "What did you do today" every effing day!

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish my mother would stop asking "What did you do today" every effing day!

Granted! Now she asks it every 2 HOURS like clockwork!

I wish I could do the last month over, with different choices made.

[42_42_42]

I wish I could do the last month over, with different choices made.

Granted! Now every choice you make results in things being worse than the first time around!

I wish I didn't feel like shit right now.