Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! Now every choice you make results in things being worse than the first time around!

I wish I didn't feel like shit right now.

Granted. Instead, the way you feel is rather unpleasantly like being drunk.

What's that, you ask? What's so unpleasant about being drunk?

Ask a glass of water!

I wish I was a rich man, a very rich man...

[Becks]

Granted. That's now your legal name.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now the pain has moved downward into your feet.

I wish the weather wasn't getting quite so cool at night these days. . .

[Professional Serf]

Granted, You've been moved to Yemen. Here's your burkha and the tiny room you'll be spending the rest of your life in.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted.

Ooh, hot dogs! Omnomnomnom...

I wish my dinner would cook itself.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now it's cremated. The memorial service is scheduled for Saturday afternoon at 3, after which the ashes will be scattered across Lake Erie.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed so soon tonight . . .

[XCashier]

Granted. You've now got insomnia, and you'll be up all night tonight. And tomorrow night. And the next, and the next...

I wish I won the lottery.

[Dave1982]

Granted....you've won $1 on a $1 scratch ticket.

I wish I had a Captain & Coke......

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted....but the Captain snorted all the coke so now it's just you and the Captain...

I wish I was sleeping

[42_42_42]

I wish I was sleeping

Granted. You're asleep and you've got Rip Van Winkle syndrome. You'll awake in a hundred years.

I wish I could afford a house cleaning service.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Your house is now empty because the crackhead down the street heard about your mess and helped you out.

Empty house= no mess

I wish I had a t-bone steak and shrimp scampi for dinner tonight . . .

[Crawley]

You get your T-Bone and scampi. Unfortunately it's prepared at a resturant that Gordan Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares show wouldn't touch.


I wish I had more customers with good credit here.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You have no customers now, so therefore the issue has solved itself.

I wish I had neighbors who would actually clean up their own yards instead of letting the mess become overgrown and unsightly.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I wish I had neighbors who would actually clean up their own yards instead of letting the mess become overgrown and unsightly.

Well, here you go. Your neighbors' idea of cleanliness leads them to remove all the grass from your lawn, which is now bare dirt.

I wish I wasn't so sore from working the past two days.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You'll be even more sore because you have to work the next two days, too.

Granted. You're asleep and you've got Rip Van Winkle syndrome. You'll awake in a hundred years.

And this is a bad thing?


I wish my vacation week wasn't over.