Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Fryk]

Relief is yours. The fire sprinklers kicked in and they're just steaming.

That's not wish corruption, that's just funny :: )

And granted... four sweaty blacksmiths will be there tomorrow afternoon.

I wish I was a famous voice actor.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

You are. But you now have laryngitis.

I wish every day was Christmas Day . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Now you are drowning in gift wrap and ribbons.

I wish I didn't have to pay my rent this week.

[Sarlon]

granted by now you have to pay 4 times the amount next week.

I wish the gas company would come turn on my heat. ><

[hinakiba777]

Granted, but the thermostat busts and you are stuck living in sauna conditions.

I wish I could lose some weight

[Dave1982]

Granted, but the thermostat busts and you are stuck living in sauna conditions.

I wish I could lose some weight

*strokes your cheek* "Thinner......."

I wish to see one of the few remaining Space Shuttle launches in person.

[Fryk]

And you will, strapped directly below the rockets.

I wish I was more ambitious

[hinakiba777]

Congratulations you are Julius Caeasar right before the Ides of March. Very Ambitious!

I wish I was better artist.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Unfortunately your brilliance will only be appreciated 100 years after your death.

I wish there was better stuff on TV.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted. Unfortunately your brilliance will only be appreciated 100 years after your death.

I wish there was better stuff on TV.

Granted. There are now a few shows on that are actually WORTH watching, but the trade-off is that now, all the movies that come out are unoriginal crap, mostly remakes of old hits.

Wait... isn't that how things are already?

Anyway... I wish potential employers would stop blowing me off and would just hire me already!

[hinakiba777]

Granted you get hired today. But tomorrow the position will be become useless thanks to robots!

I wish Torrents would all play on my media player. Stop tricking me into buying new programs!

[Dave1982]

Anyway... I wish potential employers would stop blowing me off and would just hire me already!

Granted. "Welcome to Good burger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order??"

I wish I was with all my friends right now.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. However, they just went offline right before you came on so you're stuck with the rest of us.

I wish I could be like Aunt Madea . . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You are now Tyler Perry in Drag. FOREVER!

I wish wearing my retainer again wasn't so painful

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But your teeth fell out and you don't have anything to chew with.

I wish I had my new glasses already