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Granted. But they're not the type you wanted.
I wish it were spring.
I wish it were spring.
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oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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Granted. Now you have excruciating hay fever.
I wish I were a better cook.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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GRANTED! except now no one is EVER hungry when you cook.
I wish I had the book for the worlds largest cityIt is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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Okay. In keeping with the whole "World's biggest city" theme, the book happens to be the World's largest. You need a crane to lift open the front cover and a gas-powered forklift to turn the pages.
I wish the holidays weren't staring me in the face.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Granted. You now no longer see when a holiday is coming until it hits.
I wish could stop being such a lech.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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granted...except now your lunch....damn dyeslexia.
I wish I never had another headache again for the rest of my life.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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Granted. You will never have another headache for the rest of your life--because you've been decapitated.Quoth Sarlon View Post
I wish I had some candy.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Granted. But it's joke candy. Enjoy the Fish, Garlic and Hot Pepper flavors!
I wish I had Halloween off work.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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GRANTED!! now every kid that lives in your state is coming to your door, wanted candy and has eggs for when you run out
wishes her mtn dew wasn't watered downIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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O-tay. Your Mountain Dew is now peed down.
I wish I had tacos, so I could give taco-flavored kisses in the pervfest thread.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Granted. BUT THEY GIVE YOU ECOLI!
I wish a cute guy would come on to me.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Hey good lookin'. Here's Smoothie D, Cute, isn't he? He's got the clap. And uncontrollable flatulence. And he throws up on you every time you talk to him.
I wish I weren't getting so tired already.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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*hands over 20 shots of espresso* now you'll have a heart attack!
wishes her upstairs neighbors weren't so freaking loudIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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GRANTED! You are now stuck in a world of TOTAL SILENCE. Here come the Gentlemen!
I wish I was in better physical shape. A healthy weight for a a girl my age and height. No more anemia. And no negative affects on my mind or body.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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granted! your in such perfect health...that you have to live in a bubble.
I wish I had an on call massage therapist to work on my back when ever I wanted.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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