Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Burglars came in and cleaned you out so now you have an empty home

I wish these soap operas would have more realistic storylines instead of the constant partner-swapping and infidelities they're relied on for years . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted. However you begin to notice all the actors act like you and your friends and family. EXACTLY like them.

I wish cooking was faster.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but now you've burned everything

i wish The Boy knew what he wanted to do when he gets out

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now The Boy isn't going to do anything.

I wish I could have more hours in a day today . . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted You get 8 hours added to today. You spend them in bed, and get nothing accomplished

I wish I had animal empathy

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You just don't have any for humans now.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too. . .

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too. . .

Granted, but it's a big ol' shit cake... enjoy!

I wish I could be somebody other than me.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You are Charles Manson!

I wish I leaved in the campus apartments, instead of residence

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you weren't there long before the jock fraternity burned their house down during a drunken orgy and threw you and all the other residents out and you're now stranded in the gymnasium.

I wish I had nine lives like a cat does . . .

[XCashier]

Granted, but you have to be a customer service worker and stone broke through all of them...

I wish my sore throat would heal.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now the soreness has taken up residence in your lower back. Be careful with bending and coughing at the same time . . .

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Watch out for this guy...

I wish my laundry and shopping would do themselves while I sleep.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But they had help from the Travelocity gnomes and now your underwear is visiting Bangkok while your groceries are somewhere close to Helsinki. Keep an eye on the mail - you may see a postcard.

I wish I didn't have to battle the vacuum cleaner today . . .

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! Watch out for this guy...

I wish my laundry and shopping would do themselves while I sleep.

Granted, but that's because the War Against the Machines has begun, and the machines are winning. Watch out for those pesky Hunter Killers!

I wish I could just disappear.

Granted. But they had help from the Travelocity gnomes and now your underwear is visiting Bangkok while your groceries are somewhere close to Helsinki. Keep an eye on the mail - you may see a postcard.

I wish I didn't have to battle the vacuum cleaner today . . .

GAH! Gazumped!!!!

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You were never born. But now you have to cycle through what the world would be without you until you decided you want to live.

I wish we could have a party.