Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish there was a cure for my illness beyond removing my spine and replacing it with an umbrella.

There is, but it's even WORSE if you let yourself think about it! It involves cutting your brain out of your head, implanting cybernetic bits in it, and then sticking it in a fully prosthetic body! But hey, being fully cyberized isn't that bad, just ask Major Motoko Kusanagi!

I wish I could be fully cyberized.

[hinakiba777]

Granted but you are stuck in a Tachikoma!

I wish you well!

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted but you are stuck in a Tachikoma!

Hey, those Tachikomas are pretty damn cool!

I wish you well!

Granted! I haz a well!!!

Too bad the well water is filthy and tastes nasty.

I wish only for piece and quiet... give me a piece and I'll be quiet!

[hinakiba777]

Granted! First the quiet. You are now Superman taking a vacation at the fortress of solitude. As for the piece, here is a piece of green kryptonite. ^-^

I wish you knew how I cared.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now nobody cares though . . .

I wish I could see into the future and know beforehand what will happen to me . . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you see what'll happen and you don't like. and you can't do jack-diddly about it.

i wish stuff with the thingy and the doodad...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sorry, we're out of doodads. Will a doohickey do?

I wish to go to the Colbert Report.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But now it's no longer the Colbert Report because it was taken over by Mr. Garrison and now it's known as the Garrison/Hat Report

I wish I had a pound of steamed crablegs and melted butter to go with them . . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But only the legs are steamed. The crabs are still alive and in much pain. THEY SNIP YOU TO DEATH!

I wish my boat ride back home goes smoothly tomorrow. It's my first trip alone. *nods seriously*

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish my boat ride back home goes smoothly tomorrow. It's my first trip alone. *nods seriously*

Granted. No corruption this time, you need to have a safe voyage.

I wish this winter storm hadn't started so early in the day. I wanted to go do a few things before the snow started.

[Green_Fairy]

granted. instead, it started late yesterday and you didn't do the stuff you needed then, either.

i wish i had fuzzy pants

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! unfortunaly fuzzy wuzzy wants them back....now...

I wish my feet would stop swelling.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! They're shrinking. Now you have little bitty Barbie feet.

I wish I was warm.

[Dave1982]

Granted. You ARE warm, in fact, you have 103° fever.

I wish for a new Operations Manager to replace Captain Jellico.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You "affectionately" dub him Adolf.

I wish I was a fish.