Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You are now dead on my sushi dish!

I wish I hadn't woken up this morning in unbearable pain, leading to and ER visit, and the doctor telling me I can't travel for another three days.

Actually, I just WISH I WAS AT HOME!!!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You're home, snuggled in bed, with mommy/daddy waiting on you hand and foot. (You deserve that one.)

I wish my hair would dry in 5 seconds.

[dalesys]

Granted! Your hair was on fire, but it's all gone now.

I wish I had my Hagstrom 8-string bass back.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You have a fish with wrapped in a map tied with 8 pieces of thread.

I wish the decorations would put themselves up.

[Green_Fairy]

granted. they put them selves up in the the highest part of your abode...and you can't get them down

i wish i hadn't eaten taco bell last night...

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You ate it last week. BUT YOU STILL HAVE FOOD POISONING!

I wish I could kidnap Xarl right now!

[trailerparkmedic]

Granted, but now the police want to ask you some questions.

I wish that I could magically pass my classes without studying.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! except you didn't need ANY of those classes.

I wish i could win $100million dollars in US currency.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! That was the total of your parents' life insurance policy.

I wish for peace on earth.

[Sarlon]

granted you now have a large chunk of earth sitting in your living room....oh you meant ON earth...

I wish it would snowq again

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Get me a hose, I can probably make it snow in my living room (brrr).

I wish I was warm.

[Green_Fairy]

is snowqs. i'm not sure what that means...but it isn't good

i wish i had his hat. it's neat!

[hinakiba777]

Granted Now he freeze without proper head covering.

I wish I had a gingerbread house.

[XCashier]

Granted, you have a massive gingerbread mansion straight out of Hansel and Gretel's dreams. Oh, and it's being invaded by ants. Millions and millions and millions of ants...

I wish I could think up some new wishes.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But now all you can think about is wishes. You don't remember how to cook, or tie your shoes, or where the bathroom is. All you know is wishes.

I wish packing was easier