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**Sarlon** · 12-08-2009, 07:18 PM

granted! but you still can't get packed in time.

I wish i had more hours in the day.

**Green_Fairy** · 12-09-2009, 12:56 AM

granted! now today never ends and you have to stay at work for ever and ever.

i wish the pain goes away!

**BookstoreEscapee** · 12-09-2009, 01:09 AM

Granted! It goes away on a dream vacation to somewhere you really, really want to go.

I wish my mouth didn't hurt...

**Green_Fairy** · 12-09-2009, 10:26 PM

granted! now you have no mouth. you must be fed through tubes. it's not a fun life.

i wish my sweater was magically finished.

**BookstoreEscapee** · 12-09-2009, 11:28 PM

Quoth Green_Fairy View Post

granted! now you have no mouth. you must be fed through tubes. it's not a fun life.

i wish my sweater was magically finished.

Granted! Ron Weasley finished it with his broken wand. It has 3 sleeves and comes down to your knees, but only on one side.

**Green_Fairy** · 12-10-2009, 01:46 AM

lol that'd be awesome

i wish BE had made a wish...

**BookstoreEscapee** · 12-10-2009, 02:41 AM

Granted! I wish I had made a wish!

**Green_Fairy** · 12-10-2009, 07:05 PM

granted! you made a wish but it came true in the most horrible way ever

i wish The Boy comes home soon so i can give him his early christmas gift

**hinakiba777** · 12-11-2009, 06:55 AM

Granted! But you lost whatever you wanted to give him

I wish for a good 2010. ^-^

**BookstoreEscapee** · 12-11-2009, 11:37 PM

Granted! 2010 BC rocked!! Next year...meh...

I wish my cards were finished.

**hinakiba777** · 12-12-2009, 02:38 AM

Granted! But then they all spontaneously combust. Yay Christmas Ash!

I wish everyone would stop signing "Deck the Halls". That song is TRAUMATIZING!

**BookstoreEscapee** · 12-12-2009, 02:48 AM

Granted. ...Feliz Navidad...Feliz Navidad...

I wish I had a cookie.

**hinakiba777** · 12-12-2009, 05:04 PM

Granted! Here is your giant Killer Gingerbread man. HE WANTS TO EAT YOU!

I wish that damn "Deck the Halls" song had never been written.

**Jack T. Chance** · 12-12-2009, 06:18 PM

Quoth hinakiba777 View Post

Granted! Here is your giant Killer Gingerbread man. HE WANTS TO EAT YOU!

I wish that damn "Deck the Halls" song had never been written.

Granted! The entire world's history has now been rewritten, and the song in question has now been officially replaced by... "Wreck the Malls" by the Bob Rivers Comedy Corp!

I wish I could spend Christmas with the woman I love.

**dalesys** · 12-13-2009, 05:37 PM

Quoth hinakiba777 View Post

I wish that damn "Deck the Halls" song had never been written.

My niece Holly hates it too... "... with bowels of Holly ..."

Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post

I wish I could spend Christmas with the woman I love.

Granted! She's across the room with her new boyfriend.

(had that happen to me one Thanksgiving)

Edit:
I wish Pepsi would stop whittling down the neck ridge on their 2 liter bottles.

Wish Corruption! (Game thread)