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  • #631
    Granted. But you hit your head and now you're unconscious.

    I wish I could've found more ornaments I liked while I was out shopping earlier today to go with my pink tree . . .
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #632
      Granted. You found lots, but another customer came and stole them all from your cart.

      I wish I could ruin someone's Christmas...
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #633
        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Granted. You found lots, but another customer came and stole them all from your cart.

        I wish I could ruin someone's Christmas...
        Granted....you've just ruined your own.

        I wish for a date to go see Avatar.
        "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

        RIP Plaidman.

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        • #634
          Granted, but they talk all through the movie and you miss the best parts of the movie

          I wish I had more time to read my books

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          • #635
            Quoth scorpionf View Post
            Granted, but they talk all through the movie and you miss the best parts of the movie

            I wish I had more time to read my books
            Granted....but your only pair of irreplaceable eyeglasses falls and breaks just as you have the time. Bummer.

            "There was time now!"

            I wish I had more time to build my models.
            "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

            RIP Plaidman.

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            • #636
              Granted. But all your glue is gone.

              I wish I could travel more.

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              • #637
                Granted. You win a free trip to Antarctica! You leave tomorrow. Pack some long underwear.

                I wish my microwave didn't smell like day-old burnt popcorn (roomie...).
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #638
                  granted! it now smells like month old hot milk thats curlded.

                  I wish my cat would get along with my parents dogs.
                  It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                  • #639
                    Granted. They get along so well you now have a litter of these running around.

                    I wish I could beat this game...
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • #640
                      Granted. It's now smashed into a million pieces after you beat it into the ground.

                      I wish I don't have to go to my blood test tomorrow.
                      "But I don't want to be among mad people."
                      You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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                      • #641
                        Granted. You had to go today...you missed it and they can't reschedule until March.

                        (When I was 18 I had my wisdom teeth out on New Years Eve. That was fun.)

                        I wish my neighbors weren't so loud lately.
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #642
                          granted! they're silent. like ninjas. omg your neighbors are ninjas! look out!

                          i wish the kids would go away! all 10 of them. there are so many kids...
                          Last edited by Green_Fairy; 01-01-2010, 12:19 AM. Reason: typos. evil evil typos
                          If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

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                          • #643
                            granted except you just killed off the human race...wait....how ca...

                            I wish that my inventory was completely finished so I can go to the movies on sunday.
                            It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                            • #644
                              Granted. But the inventory ran longer than expected . . . it ended the next Sunday after the movie stopped showing at the theaters. Bummer.

                              I wish we didn't have a cold front coming to town. . .
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • #645
                                granted...you just got our area the biggest drought that makes the dust bowl seem like a warm spring day.

                                I wish I could fall asleep everynight like I did last night (sleep soon as my head hit the pillow.)
                                It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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